‘In a World’ Without Don LaFontaine…

For those of you who don’t already know the Voice of God has passed on into the other world (8/26/40 – 9/01/08).  Don LaFontaine best known as that kickass motherfucker who’s voice you’ve heard all over your favorite coming attractions has died, over 5000 trailers to be exact!  For those of you who are less educated he also starred in that nettlesome ass Gieco Commerical where that arrogant bitch recants her woes about losing two vehicles in a storm, like we give a shit, lady you’re just swimming in LaFontaine’s jet wash!

The news of Donny LaFontaine biting the big one comes as a personal disappointment to me, since I really had my hopes on Donald playing my wake.  His meliflous voice ricocheting all over the inside of McBubbleton’s Funeral Home would be something my honored guests would never forget.  On a side note, I heard he once kidnapped a random baby off the street and held it hostage as collateral until Michael Bay agreed to pay up for the work LaFontaine did on the trailer of Bad Boys 2.  Of course I do drink quite a bit so that might not be entirely accurate.

I love you LaFontaine!  Have fun upstairs!

– Mike James

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