Somalian Pirates Huh?

http://www.cnn.com/2008/WORLD/africa/10/01/Russia.Somalipirates/index.html

Me and Mike James are frantically working with directors and producers trying to start a bidding war before the script is done on this over the top story….

Somalian Pirates take over a Ukrainian cargo ship and hold it ransom for $20 million dollars???

I couldn’t think of an easier way to make a few million bucks on a shitty Michael Bay summer flick…

We are looking at Russell Crowe and the new dude who plays Bond to be the Ukrainian sailors who get fucked up by the Somalians…

And of course Djimon Hounsou is the leader of the Somalian pirates…

I mean look at him…

Grrrrr Scurvyyyyyy....

Grrrrr Scurvyyyyyy....

My man is about to be the black Johnny Depp…

We’ll keep it at a PG-13 rating and franchise this bitch…

Lunch boxes…T-Shirts…A ride at Six Flags!!!!

Time will only tell just how much the public embraces the epic tale of Somalian Pirates…

Production starts as soon as we find out who wins…

But I got my money on the Somalians at this point…

Stay tuned for the trailer my friends…

Logical

D.Smith

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Published in: on October 1, 2008 at 10:32 pm  Comments (2)  
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  1. We could call it “SS Hunger and the Ukrainian Pickle Jar”. For some reason that makes sense to me.

  2. Those poor people, you know society made them do it. We should put society in jail!


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