The Only Reason To Watch Dancing With The Stars Just Danced Right The Fuck Off The Show

 

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Dancing With The Stars is literally one of the worst shows on television, regardless it isn’t without it’s fair share of eye candy; and they just booted off one of the last reasons to tune in.  I’ll be honest I didn’t even read this article all the way through (I’m a busy man with lots of important business to take care of), so I don’t know, nor do I care, why they kicked her off.  If I was a producer on Dancing With The Stars and Kim Kardashian came on stage doing the robot every week, she’d make the semi-finals.  Shame on you ABC, shame on you indeed.

 

– Mike James