Not Even Getting Hosed Down Can Stop A Band Of Somalian Pirates… 

I guess the party truly doesn’t stop for a Somalian Pirate…

Weeks ago, I would have told you they don’t even exist…

But now? I’m ready to give the 2008 Bad Motherfucker Award to these guys!!!

Yesterday…these Somali pirates got hosed down in an attempt to hijack 5 other ships

But the Turkish fleet, MV Yasa Neslihan, wasnt as successful and now they are under siege…

(Oooh, maybe our movie can be called Further Under Siege…original…I know)

As of now, there are no further details…

There has been no contact with the ship for the last 24 hours…

Which can only mean the worst for these poor Turkish bastards…

I’m really about ready to call Quentin Tarantino and let him know Mike James and I are sitting on a script of gold about these Pirates before someone beats us to the punch…

Our writing…Quentin’s blaxploitation-esque style…this shit could be a classic!!!




Published in: on October 30, 2008 at 11:27 am  Comments (4)  
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  1. I’d be down to scribble out that script-eroo! QT would realize the importance immediately and we’d take the next ten years to make it right. By that time they’re be Mexican pirates running wild.

  2. and this is supposed to be funny for the children of the ship’s crew you asshole.

  3. Drop me a line if you need an MTA for this script. Turkish navy, LOL, thats a comedy all by itself.

  4. DUBAI, United Arab Emirates (Nov. 17) – Somali pirates hijacked a supertanker hundreds of miles off the Horn of Africa, seizing the Saudi-owned ship loaded with crude and its 25-member crew, the U.S. Navy said Monday.
    It was the largest ship pirates have seized, and the farthest out to sea they have successfully struck.

    Cot dayummmm! A SUPER tanker!?!

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