When It Rains, It Pours…Yet Another Blog Post About How Shitty Our Economy Is…

 

http://money.cnn.com/2008/11/13/news/economy/jobless_claims/index.htm

This is just getting a little bit ridiculous…

Yesterday, our very own, Jansen Wordworth was laid off…

 😦

If you didn’t already know how bad things are economically, check out the above article and weep with us all…

The worst unemployment rate since 9/11…

 😦

In an effort to band together in this time of need, we have just started the Save Jansen Wordsworth Foundation

For the low, low price of $1.00 a day, you can help our buddy eat, smoke, and stay drunk while he is unemployed…

Not to mention the fact that you will feel good about yourself knowing that you are saving this poor kids life!!!

Please help before all of us wind up selling blood, semen, and/or hair…hopefully not all together because that would be gross…

 

Logical

D.Smith

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3 CommentsLeave a comment

  1. Where do we send our donations?

  2. Please send all donations to:

    The Save Jansen Wordsworth Foundation
    c/o Jansen Wordsworth
    P.O. Box 1883
    New York, NY 10016

    Right now my man is holding it down in Times Sq working on a plan to rob The Naked Cowboy…

    Then hold him hostage on national television for $100,000 in ransom money…

    If that doesn’t work we are robbing an Olsen twin…

    Whatever works!!!!

  3. Sorry Wordworth! Shit is rough all over brother.


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