In This Economy, Sometimes You Just Need A Bargain…Malt Liquor Anyone???

 

 

So I just got paid last Friday and what do ya know, $740 hard earned dollars went straight to bills and expenses…

Leaving my disgruntled ass with not that much cash flow for the next 2 weeks.

So instead of bitching and complaining, which I do oh so well, I have decided to take control of the situation.

Embrace my poverty if you will…

This weekend I went out and got myself a few40 ounces and some good ol’ mary jane…

While there will be those of you who say “How foolish, those aren’t necessities!”

Take a moment to step outside of the box…

What good is 40-50 extra bucks in my pocket going to do me if I’m sober and miserable the whole time!!!!

Fuck it, right?

They don’t call me Logical for nothing!

See in my little sick and twisted world, its all about quality of life…

If I got some bud and some booze, I’m virtually taken care of.

With the latest innovations to downloading and online pornography, its a wrap…

You can spend hour after hour just click-click-clicking through those free trailers…holding that nut in until you find the preview worthy of shooting off…

Gross…yes I know…but remember its only gross because you too know what I’m talking about!!!

 

Logical

D.Smith

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  1. “You can spend hour after hour just click-click-clicking through those free trailers…holding that nut in until you find the preview worthy of shooting off…”

    You must have the same amount of Jew in your blood as I do….
    Neighbors free WiFi network too, right?

  2. Stop it! Stop making so much damn sense.

  3. Your days are much like mine. Leeching the neighbors wifi, drinking a 40 and hitting the bong.

    Putting my life into perspective: not boring! Thanks.

  4. Right on, dude. Enjoy the simple things in life. You can’t go wrong with booze, weed and porn. I don’t know how I’d live without ’em.

  5. y’know… props for putting it out there like it is. i’m assuming the occasional tv series or movie is covered via the downloading. throw in some pc and/or console gaming and that’s all i could ever imagine needing for extended, sustained happiness…


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