The Curious Case Of Gregory Oden…

21 yrs old huh? ...righttttt

21 yrs old huh? ...righttttt

Now we all know that movie The Curious Case of Benjamin Button

If not, check out the trailer:

So you get it, the story of a man who starts his life old, and gets younger as he ages…creepy…yes, I know

But interesting to say the least

Now, we all know Greg Oden, the center for the Portland Trailblazers, right?

If not, check out this commercial:

Ok, now I’m not the brightest man in America, but I’m gonna go out on a limb and say that whatever disease or malfunction that Benjamin Button has that causes the motherfucker to age in reverse may be what Greg Oden has

…and he doesn’t even know it!

Greg Oden is 21 yrs old

The picture above was taken when he was in college

He was born in 1988

He was definitely able to buy liquor for the high school kids when he was in middle school

How else could this kid possibly look 47 at 19?!?!?!

When they put two and two together, and properly diagnose this gentleman, I would just like some props for pointing this one out before everyone else…

Logical

D.Smith

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Published in: on February 12, 2009 at 7:55 am  Comments (5)  
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5 CommentsLeave a comment

  1. Oh wow… I never put two and two together on this. It makes complete sense now.

  2. Haha I’ve always wondered about him. Wasn’t he drafted two years ago? Is he even playing? I don’t really keep track of the NBA to begin with, but I’m almost sure he was drafted.

    Oh, nice blog, btw. 🙂

  3. So it’s only natural his rookie year was spent on the bench due to busted knees. The pieces keep coming together.

  4. AH HAHAHAHA…. I’ve had this very same discussion with my fiance about this guy LOL…

  5. icbtva That’s not just the best answer. It’s the bestest answer!


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