Why Female Condoms Just Never Really Took Off…

I was talking to a friend of mine recently.

A female friend might I add.

And the topic of female condoms came up.

It went something like this:

Me: I don’t really understand why female condoms never took off…

Her: I do, “Hey hold on one sec while I stick this rubber balloon up my pussy before we get it on”

Me: *sigh*

And that was it.

Sometimes all it takes is one unpleasant sentence, followed by an uncomfortable visual to shut me the fuck up…

– Logical

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On July 8, 2009 at 5:45 pm paul said:

another reason:

nobody really wants to fuck a limp plastic flower that’s hanging out of someone’s orifice…

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On July 9, 2009 at 6:41 am ian in hamburg said:

“Hey, hold on one sec while I stick this rubber balloon over my dick before we get it on” doesn’t sound like much fun either. Both are like taking a bath with your socks on.

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On July 9, 2009 at 10:04 am sunnydelyte21 said:

I don’t think it took off because it just looks like it would take a few mins to put it on. And that would just kill the mood. Also because how would you know if it’s even on right? Then you would be stressing over if your pregnant..idk…

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On July 9, 2009 at 10:26 am imesined said:

How does the female condom work anyway?

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On July 9, 2009 at 11:49 am Kris said:

Hahaaha!!!!! I love it. Very accurate!!!!

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On July 9, 2009 at 3:20 pm bigmamacass said:

hilarious! and oh so true!!

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On July 9, 2009 at 4:16 pm Forrester McLeod said:

I could never wrap my mind around how it would’ve stayed in place. That’s either REALLY tame sex, or there are billions upon billions of tiny suction cups all over the outside…

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On July 9, 2009 at 5:58 pm Ducker said:

Then again…why did normal condoms take off?
I have never liked putting the damn things on and as far as im concerned girls dont like em either (that is monogamous relationship girls)

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On July 9, 2009 at 8:11 pm Top Posts « WordPress.com said:

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On July 10, 2009 at 9:11 pm The Annihilator said:

You are the dumbest cum-guzzling, sausage-jockeying monkey-brained moron I have ever heard wield the English language…http://www.scatpornpass.com/scatpornsex2/17/images/scat-porn05.jpg

Hopefully this comment will SHUT YOU THE FUCK UP FOR GOOD!

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- On July 10, 2009 at 11:36 pm thelogicalsmoker said:
  
  Shut up loser
  
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- On July 14, 2009 at 1:26 pm muddyrunnergirl said:
  
  Hey douchebag – get back to work. Those Cinnabons don’t just ice themselves now, do they?
  
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  - On July 15, 2009 at 5:12 am The Gentleman said:
    
    No, I pay for them all. Icey bums and pearl necklaces for all of my wives. And I see you wish to be part of my harem…
On December 2, 2009 at 5:20 am Sex Toys, Adam & Eve said:

Lol. I guess we’ll never really know.

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