According to the Neptune Beach police, Jeffery Polizzi went into Aqua East on Atlantic Boulevard last Monday, stood next to the dressing room and put his shoe under the door.
This dude is just a loser.
I have never claimed to be the most upright, moral citizen.
But using a homemade shoe-cam to try and take pics of women in the dressing room of a surf shop?
That’s just oh so low…
If you go here, there is actually a video on CNN.com that breaks down not only how his dumb ass got caught, but how he lead the cops on a little bit of a chase before eventually being captured.
You see, this is what I mean when I talk about a general breakdown in character across all of mankind…
In the old days, you would be satisfied with being a peeping tom and seeing what you saw and going home and beating off to all your little sick and twisted fantasies about girls you just wrongfully watched get nude.
But now? That’s just not enough.
This motherfucker wants to take digital pictures of the shit.
I mean how greedy can you get?
It’s bad enough you’re hovering over this chick’s dressing room (because that doesn’t look obvious), but now you got your foot WITH a camera in it, stuck under the curtain, snapping pictures and shit.
Talk about gettin’ caught with your pants down…
Now this poor sack of shit is going to jail for Voyeurism.
Terrible thing to have to go to jail for.
If I’m going to jail, I better have attempted to smuggle drugs or steal a shit load of cash, not looking at pussy through a curtain…
Now, I’m not 100% sure if it’s in all, but I know in a lot of states this is considered to be a felony.
– Devonte shakes his head –
Damn, I would love to be a fly on the wall on his first job interview after being released.