Someone Help Me Before I Choke This Bitch…

Sure I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again…fuck my job..and more importantly fuck my boss…

Corporate America is killing me slowly folks…

Counting down the hours before you can leave, right after you walk in the door is definitely not the way to spend your week…

I have never been this bitter in my life…well yes I have but this is way worse….

The problem is I’m stuck…

I, like many young Americans, have a semi-useless degree unless I pursue graduate school, which I can’t, since I am already in a little bit of debt from undergrad and the economy is in the shitter…

So until shit gets better (HA!) I might as well suck it up, get drunk, and continue to develop this blog and apply to openings as a Chippendale’s dancer every chance I get…

So why do I hate my boss?? Here’s a quick look at just some of the annoying shit she does on a daily basis…

  • She wont stop talking about her little dirty ass kids – Now I hate children, but thats besides the point. The point is, even if I did like those little smelly motherfuckers, I still wouldn’t want to be filled in on every detail of her crusty kid’s lives. I mean come on, this is work bitch, separation from home and the office. Would you like it if I came in and I filled you in on every nut I busted the night before?
  • She wont stop talking – This is a killer, once she is done filling us in on her 3 kids, it appears she is just getting warmed up – From how much of her husbands money she spends monthly to how many new ugly, gaudy fashion mistakes she has picked up at Neiman Marcus or Bloomingdale’s – The woman is rich and she clearly doesn’t get that I am one bad day away from slapping the shit out of her, stealing all her jewelry, and pawning it for a pound of purple haze…
  • I think she thinks I actually like my job – This sucks because she gives me at least 2-3 uncomfortable, old lady like “hi-fives” every day…I mean honestly guys she makes me feel like I just walked onto the panel of The View
  • Last but not least she is one of those people that likes to ask you a question and cut you off half way through the middle of your answer and answer the question herself – Someone please help me before I choke this bitch…

Logical

D.Smith

Published in: on September 27, 2008 at 10:05 am  Comments (10)  
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