Dear John McCain,
So how does it feel?
The agony of defeat?
That sweet smell of justice?
Mmm mmm good my friend!!!!
I for one am still in shock.
It’s one thing to want something of this magnitude to happen, but when it does, it can be a bit overwhelming…
I heard your supporters booing last night, and that made me smile.
Nothing like the good ol’ hate train…
That train is never late my friend and this time its a double decker to ensure that your whole base can jump on board.
Now that we are friends, maybe I should be the one to break it to you just how bad you lost…
Virginia, Ohio, Michigan, Pennsylvania, FLORIDA!!!!!
To put it in laymans terms, if this was a best of 7, you got swept!
Now there may be a light at the end of your tunnel.
At least you walk away with your respect and dignity…
Unlike your running mate who walks away from this looking like a puppet on a string.
She’s either going to remain Governor, OR ride her 15 minutes of fame straight to the likes of the Tyra Banks Show.
Honestly, I hope she remains Governor.
To have to hear “Dontcha’ know” and “You betcha!” everyday could literally drive me to suicide!!!!
The main point of this letter is to let you know that next time, dont second guess yourself man.
Looking back on the irrational moves made by your campaign, you would have been better off picking Romney, sticking to issues of foreign policy, and nixing the last minute desperation negative ad blitz…
Your a small fraction of a percent better than your fellow conservative constituents.
But to a black man born and raised in Brooklyn that shit could save your life!!!!
Cause if I’m rowing a boat in a river and I see you and Giuliani next to a deflated raft, crying for help?
You survive while his little obnoxious, racist, totalitarian ass drowns…no questions asked!!!
Take care my friend, keep the pills away from Cindy…till next time…