Joe Biden Was Spawned by a Long Dead Jim Henson

Senator Joe Biden

And the startling revelation:

Waldorf (left) and Statler (right)

Is it just me or does Joe Biden bare a striking resemblance to Waldorf!  Imagine, if you will, the muppet minus his mustache, it’s seriously a dead lock.  It’s actually quite frightening, because those two hoary old men up there hated everything they ever saw!

As you can plainly see I’m a deep thinker, and while millions of Americans paid extra close attention to debates, I couldn’t stop picturing the photo above.  Literally tens of millions of viewers all over the country studied the debates last night, they listened to the facts, took mental notes and catalogued every minute expression the candidates made.  These same people are going to store this information until it’s time to cast their votes in the ballot box.  Other folks, such as myself, opted to ignore the facts, fuck their stances on health care, to me it was just 90 minutes of Waldorf going back and forth with Elaine Benes.

Maybe someday I’ll wise up and lay off the Dewar’s.

– Mike James