Who Would Have Thought - Outlaws!
http://www.cnn.com/2009/CRIME/02/20/women.bank.robbers/index.html
Smith told CNN she was going through a bad divorce and that robbing a bank “made me feel like I was in control again.” She is one of a growing number of female bank robbers, a crime normally committed by men.
Wow
Very Thelma & Louise-esque
I’ll tell you what though, these chicks are smart…well not that smart, because they got caught
But, they had the right idea
Look at them
They look like two college chicks
They could pass for the Bush daughters
I’m sure the security guard didn’t even bat an eye when they walked in
Now replace them with me…
Black (I mean do I really need to even go further), fitted hat on low, an oversized hoodie, jeans…
…and I’m not even going to rob the bank, I’m just going to make a deposit!,
But rest assured, they would be alert and ready for my ass!
That’s why I’m like good!
I’m glad they got caught
They were about to swindle their way into a free $10,000 pay day
Simply because they are unsuspecting?
That shit would never happen to me!
If I did manage to get my hands on 10 thousand illegal dollars, I can guarantee I would have had to fight, shoot, and stab to get it!
None of this, walk in and slide a note to a nervous teller bullshit, like its the beginning of a Schwarzenegger flick
Back to reality ladies…
She went on wild spending spree, going through most of the money before her arrest several days later. She said she would never again rob a bank, because her arrest and incarceration nearly destroyed her parents and two kids. But Smith admitted that the thrill was addictive. “I loved the danger in it. I wanted to get more money. I wanted to keep doing it. That’s how it really felt — an adrenaline rush. Perfect.”
I must say, I love the “I wanted to get more money” part.
Talk about a simple, honest statement…
Logical
D.Smith
And This Is My America? 