***Warning: What you are about to read is not for the faint-hearted. Go hard or go home!!! (No pun intended) Or in layman’s terms, this could potentially be the most crass or vile thing you have read in years. Viewer discretion is advised***
I can remember it clear as day…
My first experience with internet porn that is.
I must have been all of 12 and in the 7th grade and there I was..
Young, horny, and looking at my first “pic”!
Essentially, this was merely a .JPEG but to a young man my age…it represented so much more…
Fast forward to 2008, and now I’m 26 and surprisingly this entity I speak of known as Internet porn has not only thrived but truly become a mass phenomenon…
I remember when Bangbros hit the scene and I was still young (and horny) enough to think it would a) be possible to pick up and fuck chicks in a van and b) a good fucking idea!!!
Through it all, high school, college, etc. Internet porn has been there for me and my fellow brothers (and sisters – lets not act like chicks don’t watch porn) in the darkest of times…
From the great pussy drought of 2002 to…shit this weekend…you can always turn to the internet for a quick free nut!!!
But its not all shits and giggles in the virtual world of T&A
Here’s a few net negatives that come along with the beast that is Internet Porn!
Damn THE porn!
The Desensitization of “Normal Sex” – If your busting 6-8 nuts a day on YouPorn.com, when you do get up in some pussy, what are you gonna do? Bust a few tear drops? This is just a classic example of how motherfuckers abuse shit. I got friends who can name a porn star’s last 5-10 flicks. Bad. This isn’t some talented actress like Meryl Streep guys, this is a whore (or a man whore for the dudes). Now don’t get it twisted, I indulge in pornographic material just like the next man. But I am fully confident that it has not skewed my perception of women or sex. And for a whole host of motherfuckers out there, this is not the case!
Many Strained (or Ruined) Marriages – I’m not married but Internet porn has added a whole other outlet for the husband. Back in the day, even before the VCR, men had to go to the shady XXX movie theaters to see some raunchy shit. You know the kind you see in older movies (especially ones with scenes in Times Square pre-1990). Now I’m not the smartest man in the world, but I’m gonna go out on a limb and say the sticky seats alone was enough to keep most men with the slightest bit of self pride out of a shithole like that. I’m going to say that alone kept about 3-8% of marriages before the Internet in tact. But think about how it is now. You can just mosey on down to the family computer in the den and skeet, skeet all over that keyboard!!! Definitely not what Suzy Homemaker (Or Joe The Plumber for that matter – catching your wife knuckle deep in her pussy on a Saturday afternoon without your assistance can be tough to swallow I’d imagine) wants to walk in on when shes going to dust the den…
The Inevitable Death Of Strip Clubs – There once was a time in this great nation where a gentleman’s club was the place to go see some unadulterated live entertainment. But those times have changed. 2 words for you my friend: Web – Cam! You can have girls shaking and pretending to cream themselves right on your computer, in the privacy of your own home. So why go to a strip club? But lets think about whose really suffering because of this. Especially in an unstable economy. Strippers have to be struggling more than ever. I mean really, how else do you guys expect them to make it to college now?