Yes yes yes…Sunday is my birthday…
Not that you knew nor cared…but to me it’s the greatest fucking celebration on earth…
Should be a national holiday…
Devonte’s Birthday…October 5th…
Everybody off…get drunk and fornicate by the masses…
Unfortunately, its just me that gets to partake in that…
Sorry losers…
However you can all live vicariously through me this weekend and take joy in the fact that not only have I planned an 8 hour power session of drinking (and smoking…we try to keep it legal…but hey it’s my birthday…and yes every time we mention drinking…that includes drinking and smoking…kapeesh?) on both Saturday and Sunday…but I took Monday off from my shitty ass job to ensure a full recovery….
Wouldn’t want to walk in on Monday looking like a complete crackhead, now would we?
So can I get a hell yeah???
Hell Yeah!!!!
Maybe your not hyped…but I certainly am…
While I bask in a sea of purple haze and Patron…I will try to check back in periodically and attempt to blog from my iPhone…
See y’all tomorrow…
Enjoy the outro…
My man Stevie Wonder wishing me a Happy Birthday…
A true sign I have reached super stardom…
Logical
D.Smith
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