First Thing These Girls Thought Of When They Bought That Laptop and Signed Up For Myspace…

I like pics like these because my initial reaction is like wow ladies, way to take full advantage of your newly purchased $485 dollar Dell computer and that MySpace account all your homegirls suggested you sign up for…

Forget networking or using this revolutionary piece of machinery to manage your finances better…

Instead, lets dress up* like whores on the weekend and take pics that make ourselves look like we are in VIP at some swank night club, when for all we know this thirsty plea for attention could have been taken at a crowded Dave and Busters or any regular shitty neighborhood bar/pool hall for that matter…

To make matters worse, if you look hard…realllly hard…these chicks look old..not super duper old but definitely too old for those outfits. I mean i would say between the trio we are looking at a collective 100 sexual partners, 25 STD’s, 10 plus abortions, 5 failed marriage proposals, and a whole boat load of kinky vivid details spread all over their text messages and e-mails…

Yes, this is what sick fucks like us at And This Is My America walk away thinking about when we scour the internet…

(* I put “dress up” because who knows, maybe they are authentic whores*)

Logical

D.Smith