FACT: Charlie Sheen has had a long illustrious career of getting with some of the hottest women of silver screen. Robin Wright Penn, Wynona Rider and Kelly Preston to name a few. Even now he can probably still have the pick of the litter, yet he continues to fuck up.
But back to Mr. Charles Sheen.
If it’s two things that Charlie Sheen does well it’s bang whores and make babies. I love the man to death, he’s my hero. He’s a testament to all the men of the world. He’s on OUR team. If you needed Charlie Sheen’s help you can bet your ass he’d give it to you. (So long as there wasn’t pussy or a line of cocaine in the way). But as much as I love him I really wish he’d learn his lesson. He already married and knocked up two lunatics and now he’s gearing up to do it again for the third time!
Charlie I’m begging you, run for your life! You can crash on my futon, I’ll even flip it so that the majority of the stains are on the bottom. You’re the highest paid actor on American television, which means your the highest paid actor on ALL television. Unless there’s someone on Telemundo that I don’t know about who’s pulling in 30 million pesos an episode, it’s all you brother. Please please please stop squandering it on alimony and child support!
Charlie my hopes and prayers are with you.