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D.Smith
So the debate is over…
And no Sarah Palin didn’t win…
(Waldorf won – 51% to 36%…by CNN standards…)
Now I have read and heard some quite ridiculous rhetoric that attempts to make a case that by “holding her own”….which is still debatable as far as I am concerned…Palin somehow won…
I don’t know…if you guys are looking at it like that…your definitely not taking into consideration just how close she would be to actually being President given McCain’s age…
I heard one gentleman say…”it doesn’t really matter if the answers are wrong…people like the way Sarah Palin speaks to them…”
Why?
Because she says “aww schucks” and “doggone it“?
That’s ridiculous…it really is…sorry…I’m not lowering the standard and essentially the integrity of our nation to that of a high school student body election…
Conservative men like her cause they want to fuck her and conservative women like her cause it likes “Ha! Thats our Hillary!!!”
Well your Hillary is the type of woman who would take pleasure in overturning Roe v. Wade…a monumental piece of legislation, that in the eyes of And This Is My America is about as important as the Internet, Nintendo, or “Happy Hour” has become to our existence…
In other news…perhaps the best thing I have learned about Mrs. Palin is that there has actually been a porno made in her honor with a look a-like!!!!
Yes…Larry Flynt…a real maverick…has boldy taken it where we all wished he would…
I mean if we are going to have to sit through that awful accent we might as well have something tangible to take away from this whole charade…
Logical
D.Smith
And the startling revelation:
Is it just me or does Joe Biden bare a striking resemblance to Waldorf! Imagine, if you will, the muppet minus his mustache, it’s seriously a dead lock. It’s actually quite frightening, because those two hoary old men up there hated everything they ever saw!
As you can plainly see I’m a deep thinker, and while millions of Americans paid extra close attention to debates, I couldn’t stop picturing the photo above. Literally tens of millions of viewers all over the country studied the debates last night, they listened to the facts, took mental notes and catalogued every minute expression the candidates made. These same people are going to store this information until it’s time to cast their votes in the ballot box. Other folks, such as myself, opted to ignore the facts, fuck their stances on health care, to me it was just 90 minutes of Waldorf going back and forth with Elaine Benes.
Maybe someday I’ll wise up and lay off the Dewar’s.
– Mike James
Tonight, don’t miss out on Sarah Palin’s chance to defend herself at the Republican National Convention as she gives what will most likely be an appeal to conservatives all over the nation reassuring their faith in the government and letting them know “Hey, I too pack guns, hate minorities, and raised a daughter that’s a slut, I’m just like you!!!”
Should be fun!!!
Logical
D.Smith
http://www.nytimes.com/reuters/us/international-usa-politics-palin.html?_r=1&oref=slogin
Wow…
Chelsea would have never done this!!!
I wonder how Republicans can spin this…
Sarah Palin’s daughter Bristol is preggers at 17…
I’d love to see the smile on Obama and Biden’s faces this morning!!!
Logical
D.Smith