This is what we get?
Some rubber tube with fake pussy lips on the end?
I wouldn’t feel cheated if women weren’t given 100 different types of vibrators and dildos – different sizes and colors and shit.
But somehow…someway…we as men have stood back and let them have all the fun in the world of sex toys…
We have come up with state of the art lawn mowers and barbecues and all sorts of other Tim The Tool Man Taylor-esque stuff to facilitate with day to day manly duties.
But we leave masturbating out?
This seems like settling…
I mean I was all for a Fleshlight until I thought about the one thing no one discusses when they bring it up…the clean up…
Sure its all fun when your cranking that shit like its your job but good look rinsing that motherfucker out in the sink you brush your teeth or wash your dishes in…
Yea…my sentiments exactly…
So we here at And This Is My America have decided to use this economic downturn to modify the technological and economical advancements in sex dolls.
You make think its lame but if you could get a Real Doll for $32.99 every man in America would buy one!!!!
Everyone in America x $32.99….
You do the math guys, you do the math
Logical
D.Smith