These Guys Aren’t Going Down Without A Fight…

http://www.iht.com/articles/ap/2008/10/07/africa/AF-Somalia-Piracy.php

The Faina’s hijacking, the most high-profile off Somalia this year, illustrates the ability of a handful of pirates from a failed state to menace a key international shipping lane despite the deployment of warships by global powers. More than two dozen ships have been hijacked off Somalia’s coast this year.

Wow…

The scary thing at this point is…I think the Somalian’s may win…

It was one thing to hear this story first break and start to develop a screenplay based on it…

I mean it started off real juicy and gripping…like we were for sure this was a 2 day affair at best….

But now I’m like…shit…I’m not trying to make a movie about these motherfuckers!!!

Have this scary motherfucker show up at my doorstep with that gun…whew…talk about a bad day…I’d shit myself right on the spot…true story…

I don’t know…they say John McCain (who got caught) is a war hero…

No…

This motherfucker above and his friends are war heros…

Read the accompanying article if you think its a game…

I just dont know why we don’t hire these mavericks to go to Iraq and handle business for us!!!!

Shit if all they want is $20 million…thats a steal compared to the 100 billion a month Dubya’s got us spending… 

I’ll keep you guys posted on our Somalian buddies as more news becomes available…

Logical

D.Smith

Somalian Pirates Huh?

http://www.cnn.com/2008/WORLD/africa/10/01/Russia.Somalipirates/index.html

Me and Mike James are frantically working with directors and producers trying to start a bidding war before the script is done on this over the top story….

Somalian Pirates take over a Ukrainian cargo ship and hold it ransom for $20 million dollars???

I couldn’t think of an easier way to make a few million bucks on a shitty Michael Bay summer flick…

We are looking at Russell Crowe and the new dude who plays Bond to be the Ukrainian sailors who get fucked up by the Somalians…

And of course Djimon Hounsou is the leader of the Somalian pirates…

I mean look at him…

Grrrrr Scurvyyyyyy....

My man is about to be the black Johnny Depp…

We’ll keep it at a PG-13 rating and franchise this bitch…

Lunch boxes…T-Shirts…A ride at Six Flags!!!!

Time will only tell just how much the public embraces the epic tale of Somalian Pirates…

Production starts as soon as we find out who wins…

But I got my money on the Somalians at this point…

Stay tuned for the trailer my friends…

Logical

D.Smith