Green With Envy…

So the weather is changing…

The days are getting longer…

Halloween is around the corner…

And all over college campuses, lucky 17 and 18yr old menĀ are plowing through drunk college girls like a submarine….

I’m hating and I’ll tell you why…

I remember the days of roaming my dorm room in search of the “sluttiest female student of the month”….

I remember getting laid not because i had the most money…or the most expensive car…but simply because I had the most beer and the best weed!!!!

Now what have I got?

Over-priced drinks and “out of its prime” pussy….talk about a bad combo!!!

I am writing this not to feel sorry for myself, but more as an ode to those youngsters out there who may be experiencing this free for all right now and are naive enough to be taking it for granted…

While i congratulate these young men…I also hate them…

Hindsight is 20/20 and one of these lucky sons of a bitch is probably sitting in his dorm right now picking his best Billabong hoodie out of the pile of “still kinda clean” clothes on the floor of his room to go prey on his next victim tonight…

Frown

Fast forward 6 years and you will be just as miserable as us jerkoff!!!!

See I’m also writing this for my peers…the men who used to have their pick of the litter a few years ago but now find themselves wondering what went wrong after another useless weekend of wasting money and time wading through the inevitable sausage fest found at the “happening” bar or club they were sworn was the spot to find all of the PYT’s (pretty young things)…

Between the current state of relations between post-college men and women, and the modern reality of STDs, my fellow brothers are only left with expensive weed and internet porn to soothe their pain…

Is this what we have come to?

Electronic toys and gadgets are cool but I’m sure we would trade our iPhones and Garmin’s in for a year of STD free, condom free sex!!!!

It’s gotta be better than this…

Gotta be…

So enjoy it while it lasts college boys…we are all green with envy…

Logical

D.Smith

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Published in: on September 20, 2008 at 3:51 pm  Comments (7)  
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First Thing These Girls Thought Of When They Bought That Laptop and Signed Up For Myspace…

I like pics like these because my initial reaction is like wow ladies, way to take full advantage of your newly purchased $485 dollar Dell computer and that MySpace account all your homegirls suggested you sign up for…

Forget networking or using this revolutionary piece of machinery to manage your finances better…

Instead, lets dress up* like whores on the weekend and take pics that make ourselves look like we are in VIP at some swank night club, when for all we know this thirsty plea for attention could have been taken at a crowded Dave and Busters or any regular shitty neighborhood bar/pool hall for that matter…

To make matters worse, if you look hard…realllly hard…these chicks look old..not super duper old but definitely too old for those outfits. I mean i would say between the trio we are looking at a collective 100 sexual partners, 25 STD’s, 10 plus abortions, 5 failed marriage proposals, and a whole boat load of kinky vivid details spread all over their text messages and e-mails…

Yes, this is what sick fucks like us at And This Is My America walk away thinking about when we scour the internet…

(* I put “dress up” because who knows, maybe they are authentic whores*)

Logical

D.Smith

Published in: on September 1, 2008 at 11:24 pm  Comments (10)  
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