So Apparently This French Dude Wouldn’t Shut The Fuck Up For 5 Straight Days…

Jeez, shut up already....

http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20090118/ts_afp/francerecordoffbeat

…and somehow that’s going to get him into the Guinness Book of World Records

Insane…

Now, I don’t want to directly hate on this gentleman, Lluis Colet, because he is simply trying to get his 15 minutes of fame.

But, I’m just not sure how seriously I can take the worlds longest speech record, when he is talking for 5 straight days.

Simply because at some point, some of those words have to be frivolous.

There is just no way he is talking for one complete work week about pure substance filled rhetoric.

It would be the equivalent of me getting the record for longest movie made, and just filming nonstop for a month about nature.

As if somehow, after the first 30 minutes or so out of the month, that shit wouldn’t get boring!

You guys wouldn’t give me credit for that…

You guys wouldn’t even watch that shit!

But, he apparently discussed Salvador Dali, one of his favorite painters, as well as Catalan language and culture for the entirety of his speech…

Definitely noteworthy topics, but for 5 straight days god damn!

And they are claiming this is straight, so does that mean he was still talking while he was pissing and shitting all week???

Yeah, see…

These are the things we need to validate (that no one wants to ask) before we can truly confirm the authenticity of this record…

Sorry Mr.Colet, we are a group of skeptics here at And This Is My America!!!

Logical

D.Smith

The Great Taco Bell Wedding of 2009 – A True Recession Special

Why wouldn't you want to get married here??? - It almost looks like a church from the right angle anyway, right?

http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=cp_gkc1bv4tg81&show_article=1&catnum=9

He proposed on New Year’s Eve and, because they like to spend time at the local Taco Bell, they decided to wed there.

“I would never have expected in my life in working here there would be a wedding,” restaurant manager Carl Hamlow said.

When the going gets tough…we all gotta get a little creative…

But this couple from Normal, Illinois (go figure) has taken creativity (and bizarreness) to a place man never imagined possible!!!

Paul and Caragh Brooks made history Friday afternoon by exchanging their vows inside of a Taco Bell…

I kid you not…

I guess the most shocking detail of this creepy little story about a man from Illinois and his Australian-born wife is the entire wedding cost them a mere $200!!!

With the average cost of a wedding in the United States coming in just under $29,000 – The Brooks are modern day economic geniuses in the minds of us here at And This Is My America!

Sure, people were eating Gorditas and Nacho Supremes right next to them as they experienced perhaps one of the most romantic moments in their probably mostly uneventful lives…

And sure, they probably took a clique photo with the whole staff that will hang under the Employee of the Month plaque on the wall right above the gumball machine in between the mens and ladies room…

But hey, I can guarantee you all that the reception party (at a local crystal meth spot) will have all the crack cocaine and malt liquor their little hearts can desire!

So to Paul and Caragh, I wish you guys the best of luck and I hope you have a wonderful time honeymooning at some rundown motel in the local strip mall that’s adjacent to the Taco Bell!!!

***As a shockingly cute side note, Paul and Caragh already had the same last name…now is that not fate or what…

Aww…

Logical

D.Smith

Today I Got My First Tattoo…

…and thank God I didn’t get this!!!

I will give this guy points for originality though…

Logical

D.Smith

Is That Rachel Ray Jerkin Off Corn???

I gotta thank my boy Michael French over at http://IfWeRanIt.com for bringing this to my attention the other day…

I may not be the brightest motherfucker on the planet but Rachel Ray is waaayyy too happy while “threading the corn”…

Between that smile and her raspy, “I just sucked 3 dicks and gargled the cum right after” voice, its a no-brainer…Rachel Ray is a bona fide freak!!!

Logical

D.Smith