If Delivered…$10.14 Reward Given On The Spot!!!

While Mike James and myself prepare for another shitty week stuck in Corporate America…

Also known as the shit stain of America’s promises…

This week has given us new found hope…

While scouring the internet for discount Russian and Thai mail order brides…

We figured we would save a buck or two on shipping and handling if you, our fellow brothers and sisters, can hand deliver these two lovely over-achievers found above…

We put all our cash together and came up with $10.14…

What can I say times are rough…and rent will surely be due soon…

But come on…imagine the upgrade in post you guys will get if us two Clyde’s get our Bonnie‘s!!!!

Look at em…ripe and aged to perfection like a ’47 bottle of Petrus…these two are willing and able…

So hurry up and act now guys…

If they arrive before morning we will throw in any liquor and pot lying around the house…

Impatiently Waiting,

Logical

D.Smith

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Published in: on September 21, 2008 at 8:16 pm  Comments (2)  
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2 CommentsLeave a comment

  1. perv

  2. I forgot to wake them up. We were up all night snorting coke off of hooker’s asses. They’ll be over soon, as long as you have more shitty beer.


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