Our New Bodyguard…

I don’t know about you…

But I feel safe

Big Shirley is the name…

And protection is her game…

We just hired her tonight after an altercation outside of a 7-11 where Mike James thought he was the Dark Knight and decided to not only slap…but spit in the face of a guy who could pass as a Kimbo Slice stunt double…

Not a good look…

After we all got the shit kicked out of us…we scoured the Yellow Pages for the cheapest protection money could buy…

Shirley was all we could afford…

She’s out for justice and pork chops…

One day at a time Shirley…one day at a time…

Logical

D.Smith

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