Determination Of A Pirate – How A Band Of Somali Pirates Hijacked A Supertanker…

 

http://www.cnn.com/2008/WORLD/africa/11/18/kenya.tanker.pirates/index.html

“It was attacked more than 450 nautical offshore of Mombasa. This means that the pirates are now operating in an area of over 1.1 million square miles. This is a measure of the determination of the pirates and … a measure of how lucrative piracy could become,” Campbell said.

I wont lie…

Before writing this piece, I had no fucking idea what a supertanker was…

I hear supertanker and I think “Yea that sounds like the type of place John McCain hangs out at!”

Where you going

Going down to the supertanker to think some shit through and oil my gun…”

Perhaps I’m exaggerating a bit

But the point is…I would think it would take a lot to steal just any ol’ tank…but a super one???

That just takes balls.

I wouldn’t try to hijack anything super.

Supercomputer, Supermodel, Super Bowl!!!!

Anyway you slice it, that prefix adds a level of fear…

Like “Ooooh…super!!!”

With that said, at this point these Somalian bastards are bona-fide living legends…

They can all die tommorow and they would be penciled in right next to Dylan Klebold and Timothy McVeigh in the unstated Top Ten Motherfuckers That Went Ape Shit list (Mikey…get on it)…

They deserve more than just one flimsy movie.

This is the stuff HBO mini-series’ are made of.

Think about it, what would you rather watch, Big Love, the story of a Mormon dude fucking multiple mediocre broads…

ORRRRR our badass, action packed Somali Pirate mini-series where you got hostages, explosions, people getting killed execution style, and much much more!!!

All you HBO/Showtime execs out there contact us…

Lets start a bidding war baby!!!!

 

Logical

D.Smith

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5 CommentsLeave a comment

  1. Unbelievable, I noticed it too,But at some point they remind me of the Reagan/Goldwater clones in Georgia that poked Russia in the nose and almost got annihilated for their efforts? One needs to take care whose attention one draws.

  2. How fucking long have these shitheads been riding on that thing!? I feel like I’ve been reading this for months!

  3. Yo Ho Ho and a bottle of Rum!!! No rum, what about the Chivas, aye polly is a cracker!!!

  4. RE: “Think about it, what would you rather watch, Big Love, the story of a Mormon dude fucking multiple mediocre broads…

    ORRRRR our badass, action packed Somali Pirate mini-series where you got hostages, explosions, people getting killed execution style, and much much more!!!”

    Depends on whether or not Johnny Depp is involved. 🙂

  5. Hey, they are not stealing but making ships pay fines as ransom for 20 years of illegals fishings and dumping toxic waste in Somalia shores and sea.


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